did anyone catch second hand embarrassment for jerrod carmicheal with tyler the creator?
The following gave me second hand embarrassment.
i’m starting to realize you can’t tell certain pineapples that you are into them.
it goes beyond just a fear of rejection.
it’s like a game of “i just randomly landed on his dick and here we are“.
it also is a “crush killer” too.
the person who reveals their true feelings vocally first loses the game.
the person who can get the other to reveal their interest by body language wins.
jerrod carmicheal lost when it came to revealing his crush to tyler the creator…
the attentionisto who is half man/half horse?
The perfect stallion?
there are some attentionistos who are too good to be true.
i mean it.
they look the part,
act the part,
and have BIG private parts.
“Showers and no goers!”
…is what i like to call em.
that would explain the following attentionisto.
a Foxholer gave me the scoop in an exclusive.
so after he sent me these pictures…
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the hardest sh!t i ever had to deal with
So some shit happened…
as you know,
i have no problem being transparent with the Foxhole.
for those who have been following since the beginning,
you know i have shared my own shit with ya’ll.
you guys have shared so many personal things with me.
I’m grateful that ya’ll have allowed me to be ugly and admit some of my dumbest shit.
the following happened yesterday and tbh,
it really fucked up my plans to spend some time within The Foxhole.
the following is gonna be TMI and it might be gross to some…
lil nas x gets cut
i don’t understand why the new batch of rappers want to look ugly.
nle choppa can’t be the only one who looks cute.
because the rapping wolves are looking the way they are,
it seems to be translating to the real forests.
i wanna tell some males:
“A haircut and a shower would do wonders for you.”
i’m still annoyed at drake’s hair and how he is dressing nowadays.
ugh.
lil nas x finally got the message and wants to switch it up…
so i listened to cowboy carter and well…
i saw “act ii: cowboy carter” leaked yesterday and i told myself:
“DON’T JAMARI!
CHILL!”
i was laying in bed,
while recovering from bad allergies when i saw it all over twitter.
i am proud of myself for waiting until the actual release to listen.
so my thoughts…
this foxhole fav’s stroke resume is, uh…
I think I have high expectations of lust when I see a fantasy in Attentionisto form.
we see face cards,
bawdies,
and soft porn in the form of putting on gym clothes.
we just KNOW that if that stroke resume ever leaks…
They gonna bring the heat.
…and many times,
we end up underwhelmed.
is it because we expect to see the same kind of passion in bed as in the gym?
is it because we expect it to be as good as they look?
a Foxholer sent me a stroke resume from an alleged Foxhole Fav.
so my biggest questions are…
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