i want my butt cheeks to sit up high like this

Is it me or do some people tend to start looking better as they get older?

the goal is to always age well.
i think many millennials are on that wave compared to other generations.
i think most people’s issue is peaking in their 20s.
by the time we reach our 30s,
40s,

and even 50s,
our fast living catches up with us.
the wild drinking won’t let deflate our tummies,
wrinkles got our faces like crumpled notebook paper,
and some of our holes are out of commission.
don’t even get me started on trying to eat healthier,
the lack of fruits and veggies,
or this new batch of degenerates who don’t drink water.
by the time we reach our mid-life years,
we look like who shot john and ran.

Shaun T is looking more delicious to me at 45 than when he was younger.

i mean,
he could have still gotten ridden hard until the bed broke.

that hump on this wednesday gives this a new meaning…

cause i meansssssss….

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