I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (67)

/the following is heavy parental advisory and nsfw.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i don’t understand some of what hyenas and jackals think is “sexy”.
if you think the example in this entry is sexy,
something might be wrong with you.
an f-bi sent me this video,
taken from a subway restaurant,
and well…

“eat fresh…
nut”?

jackin off,
on the clock,
around food you supposed to be preparing,
is not even remotely “sexy”.

“…but his dick big!”

um,
okay…

until you want to sue because you’re eating leftover nut in a oven roasted chicken sandwich.
with italian herbs and cheese.
light dressing.
black pepper.
sorry!
i drifted!
anyway,
out of control.
they should never have given some of us cameras on our phones.

lowkey: doesn’t this make you scared to eat out?
like,
i’m at the point i want to see my food prepared.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

14 thoughts on “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (67)

  1. There are some truly strange people in this world. I wonder what’s going through his mind as he films himself wanking before serving someone a sandwich? Was it revenge, or maybe he just wanted to share his DNA with some random people? But I agree, he does have a nice cock!

  2. Im more grossed out by the foreskin but I knew several people through out the years that have worked in the food service industry, they repeatedly told me “Don’t eat from (insert franchise name)! I worked there and they are (insert disparaging adjective)!” That’s why I could and can never ever eat from McDonalds. EVER!!!!

  3. I will never forget the time I walked into our local Blimpies. The guy didn’t see/hear me come in but I cold see him partially standing in the doorway to a back room. Dude had just picked his nose, turned around and saw me, and then proceeded to put on gloves. Didn’t wash his hands first or anything. I turned right around and never went in there again.

    But I do think about things like that. What do they do to the food behind the scenes? There’s a deli that a lot of people go to, but they make the sandwiches in the back. I often think that they might be spitting in the sandwiches and god knows what else, which is why I don’t eat from there. People tell me something’s wrong with me, but that’s how I am when it comes to food.

  4. Someone is going to recognize him and he is going to end up getting fired and losing that minimum wage job over this bullshit video. You just wait and see.

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