white people keep one on deck.
corporate america has its own bakery.
you can smell it from the entertainment industry.
don’t even get me started with church.
your mama probably has the ingredients in her shelf.
all mamas do.
who you think taught me?
i see you tho.
yeah i see you.
someone hurt your “wittle” feelings and here comes the attitude.
like the obvious attitude.
not the “you’re wearing your sassy pants today” one.
well i’m gonna teach you how to bake a shit cake.
disclaimer: shit cakes are used on people who did you wrong.
if you out here giving your shit cakes to people who don’t deserve it,
don’t be shocked that everyone puts you in a septic tank.
okay here are the ingredients…
85% of BULLSHIT
10% icing made of FAKE SMILE
5% dash of GIVING A FUCK ABOUT THEIR LIFE
not everything requires an attitude.
fighting is for common folks and reality stars.
presenting a shit cake does one of two things:
1) disarms the dumb ass
2) confuses the dumb ass
i went to a birthday party couple years back.
now i don’t fuck with people,
who fuck with people,
who don’t fuck with me.
thats a rule of mine.
if i am forced to do it,
i baked a lovely shit cake for the event.
someone that did me completely wrong was there.
we posed for a picture.
they kept smiling up in my face.
trying to get my number to reconnect.
by how i was acting,
which was just for a couple minutes,
you would have thought things was all good.
“oh so ya’ll friends?”
why would i ruin someone’s party?
be remembered as the person who with the attitude?
that is tacky.
look at how mariah carey served a shit cake to tommy mottola and his wife in ‘05:
i can smell it from here!
i have learned over the years the best way to avoid conflict is letting it go.
when two people are turnt up and boxing,
no one knows who the fool actually is.
neither does the police.
hasn’t worldstarhiphop taught you that by now?
lowkey: you gotta be so good at baking a shit cake,
that you can insult someone so dirty,
they won’t figure it out until the next day.
maybe a week later.
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