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barack obama sets trump on fire
one of my home-wolves told me he might vote for trump.
i felt my hand rise up to slap him even tho we were on the phone.
“I don’t know anything about Biden.
At least we know about Trump…”
i slapped and dropped an anvil on his head in my mind.
barack obama is the greatest ex we ever had.
i’m saying it.
sure…
we didn’t agree with some of his polices,
but when you can make a speech like this…
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andrew gillum has something to say about kamala harris
andrew gillum is dipping another toe in the water.
he is slowly making sure he keeps his name out here.
he wished obama a happy birthday:
and now he has something to say about kamala harris on his ig…
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when the bison dragged her like they had beef for years
the horns and the face alone already got me giving it 100 feet.
this is coming from me in my living room.
i don’t know what it is about white folks and wild animals,
but they never learn to leave them alone.
they legit be minding their business and not looking for no trouble.
bisons seem to be having the best year ever with the karens.
this one had to play dead:
but this one ended up getting dragged so hard,
she was without her bottom half by the end of it…
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joe biden announces his vp (are we upset with his choice?)
everyone was wondering who joe biden was gonna pick as his running mate.
they were speculating today was gonna be the day that he announced.
well,
he did and guess who he picked?…
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safaree raps about how good his jamaican beef patty is inside the wap
you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:
“b.a.d reflix“.
well…
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the mole people are taking over new yawk (and they are driving the rich folks outta here)
one of my home-wolves asked me last night if i could move anywhere in new yawk,
where would i go?
without a doubt,
i said “bk“.
he told me i was wyldin’.
he said bk has gotten violent af and he from there.
i responded:
“Um homie,
all of NY has gotten violent af.”
new yawk seems to be reverting back to how it was back in the day.
apparently,
there is heavy mole people problem down in the upper west side via “the post“…
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