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chloe bailey, “have mercy” on everyone’s favs

chloe,
chloe,
chloe…
so when “have mercy” dropped on spotify,
i made sure to check it out.
i will font…

It def didn’t sound like something “Chloe x Halle” would do.

i think the teaser is what made me think so.
i was curious to see what direction she would go with the video and…

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down in the valley where all the queens men are (tyler perry will cater with hot dogs)

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

it’s clear to me that tyler perry wakes up and is choosing violence these days.
his latest productions are a good damn time.
explicit sex scenes,
butt cheeks,
and pipe with some kind of plot that i’m sure leaves folks wondering “huh?”.
tyler clearly loved “p valley” like the rest of us.
he launched a new show on bet+ called “all the queen’s men” about male strippers.

it stars eva marcille and…

…some past foxhole meat treats like jaye hardbody.
i meannnnnnn…

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lil’ kim gets an old paint job for her new look

i looooooooooovveeeee ^this picture of her.
lil’ kim is one of my favorite female rappers.
I’ve fonted that many times before.
you know she is a july cancer too.
she comes off like she has a kind and loving spirit.
like many cancers,
that often leads to the wrong company trying to destroy your life.
I’ll admit I haven’t been keeping up with her as of late.
last I saw her,
it felt like it was no secret that she has body dysmorphic disorder:

yeah.
I dunno who has been doing her makeup as of late,
but this is how she is looking for this year’s fashion week…

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lil nas x is due to deliver a hit album after a long labor (of love?)

i think we have to accept that lil nas x is going to be a troll.
ever since he took off that cowboy hat,
he has been on one,
two,
three,
and four.
a majority of it has been entertaining while a few instances left me scratching my head.
he is coming out with his album,
“montero”,
on september 17th.
he debuted the album cover:

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but he went as far as to do this for “people“…

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ya’ll can cancel your diazepam prescriptions over this onlyfans porn ban

everyone can relax.
~~i know i can.~~
king nate and his perfect penis get to smash for another day.
onlyfans having porn banned on their platform had all the sex workers in a tizzy.
i’ve haven’t seen so much protest and uproar since they canceled “manifest” on nbc.
onlyfans tweeted an update today that should calm everyone’s anxiety…