it’s time for me to get another deep seeding where i’ll be sore and tired

so that time between that first deep seeding went by quickly.
i can’t believe 2 weeks have passed already but i am here.

I get my second jab tomorrow.

and i’ll be 110 with you foxhole…

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the mushrooms made him do it (the mushrooms made him kill, kill, kill…)

some of my friends have been trying coke as of late.
it has been confusing tf to me tbh,
but everyone does some experimental shit once or twice in their lives.
i’ve tried weed and was given horse tranqs when i was younger.
some folks have mental illnesses,
but once they take some hard shit,
it can bring the demons out of them.

Imagine getting high off a drug and murdering someone?

 that is what hyena did while high off mushrooms in florida

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ya’ll can cancel your diazepam prescriptions over this onlyfans porn ban

everyone can relax.
i know i can.
king nate and his perfect penis get to smash for another day.

onlyfans
having porn banned on their platform had all the sex workers in a tizzy.
i’ve haven’t seen so much protest and uproar since they canceled “manifest” on nbc.
onlyfans tweeted an update today that should calm everyone’s anxiety…

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pfizer phatties, assemble your posts and statuses on ig because we have arrived!

well pfizer phatties,
i guess the flexin’ will be starting soon.
you know the ones on social media.

“PFIZER PHATTIES STAND TF UP ????????????????”

…and i’m already cringing.
so i guess this means folks who aren’t jabbed can’t use this excuse anymore.
per the fda website…

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boosie goes on the breakfast club to stand up for the kids and straight males over lil nas x

everyone is entitled to their own opinion,
but it doesn’t mean we have to like it.
as a blogger,
i know full well how my opinion can tilt others.
as much as i have the choice to stand in my opinion,
others have the option to not accept it.
it’s totally fine.
boosie went on “the breakfast club” to speak to all straight males today.
they pressed him on a number of issues including his stance on lil nas x,
who happens to be his arch-nemesis

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iphone cords and the bankhead bounce: the side effects of the jab from dominique de silva?

i’m gonna drag this attentionista this morning.
she got me feeling TIGHT.
i feel like the internet loves a good liar.
we make “influencers” out of liars.
the internet loves everything we see and choose to believe.
we have to be careful what we consume on this internet.
so many people out here are posting shit and we believe it upon first glance.
^that she-jackal,
whose name is dominique de silva (who goes by @queencitydom) from charlotte,
had me shook from taking the vaccine.
i saw this video right before i got jabbed:

…and had to be talked down from off the roof by my friends.
even tho i was shooketh,
i still ended up getting it but was paranoid af with the “what if?” questions.
so according to “toofab”,
this young karen was allegedly lying about the whole thing.
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