i must have watched “mr and mrs smith” like 1,000 times.
this movie never fails to make me horny af.
it’s like the sexual tension in this movie slaps you in the face.
the sexual tension oozes out the screen,
puts flour on its hand,
and slaps you upside your head.
brad pitt and angelina jolie did that as you know from after the movie…

you know their sex was intense.
needless to font,
that is one of my favorite movies.
since hollywood seems to be out of ideas,
they are turning “mr and mrs smith” into a series on amazon.
the stars of this reboot?…
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i feel like i conjure up jussie smollett tbh.
every time that i say to myself that i haven’t heard from him,
he tends to pop up with the “hey big head” on my ass.
so he released a new song called “thank you God” since his release…
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so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this…
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if some of you saw someone like ^this on grindr,
he might pique your interest.
me,
not so much.
he looks clumsy in this get-up.
the benz would be his redeeming factor and Lord knows if it’s his.
derrick patterson,
in the above picture,
was allegedly out here terrorizing gay males out in la for a year and a half.
he was allegedly robbing males he met off grindr.
a foxholer sent in this story per ktla…
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i’m convinced some vixens tend to set themselves up for failure.
i see why some of their menz are dating trans vixens too.
lhh alum,
erica mena,
 is extremely pretty as is.
she decided to do this look and…
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one of my good friends stays payin’ bail about pit bulls.
i refuse to let my feet off their necks.
something about those dogs is dangerous af to me.
i feel like it’s in their nature to snap and maul your ass.
i read a story today that didn’t help change my mind.
the victim was mauled and had her arms amputated by a pit bull mauling.
she found out she had no arms when she awoke from her coma.
per daily mail…
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