i have a love/hate situationship with curtis jackson.
that’s 50 cent for those in “who?”.
on one end,
i love his cock….iness.
on another,
i hate his cock…iness.
see how it makes me confused?
well did he have to punch this vixen at this recent concert?…
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you know i was waiting to talk about this…
so what happened janet?!
you had a cub with that billionaire gentle-wolf and dropped him?
i’m confused at these latest developments.
this is what people had to say…
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soooooo she is gone?
i hear phaedra parks got the boot from rhoa.
whatever she did at the upcoming reunion…
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church folks are so funny.
any little thing can send you to this place called hell.
i’m almost shocked they get up outta bed.
i love all the reasons being gay is wrong too.
it seems to change every quarter moon.
well karaoke told me about a situation she had recently with someone she met.
a church vixen.
it is one of the reasons why she doesn’t go to church in the first place…
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somehow,
and someday,
all that you do comes back to you.
who knew ^those two would be connected in more than a hot track?
well it looks like chris brown and lil wayne are connected in an alleged hot drug investigation.
this is what tmz had to report…
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rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news…
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