well i didn’t say it.
so it seems if you don’t pass the paper bag test of life,
or if you don’t turn red if you get slapped in the face,
then you are doomed to a life of despair.
that and working the counter at some fast food restaurant.
yes foxhole.
life ain’t pretty if you are of the dark skinned complexion.
well for vixens anyway.
the wolves are “mandingo warriors who beat the coochie up on the low”.
in our side of the forest:

drake complected
light skinned tears
tatts
extreme amounts of narcissism

…pass the test.
am i wrong?
so a foxholer sent me the following story.
it was about a dark skinned vixen and our people who hated on her.
she was featured in this video with her ex boyfriend for “elite daily”.
check it out and then see what they said about her via blackgirllonghair…
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it’s funny how one animal could see one thing,
but another will see a totally different thing.
makes sense?
okay well a foxholer sent me the following picture today.
they wanted to know what color was this adidas track jacket…
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i might be the only one who thinks shad moss is cute.
even though he still looks 16,
i’m sure the stroke is 28 years old.
well shad has been with a lot of vixens.
he recently broke up with erica mena and she can’t shut up about it.
well he is allegedly messin’ with someone new.
he posted this on twitter…
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so many times,
we hear rumors about many attentionistos/nistas on social media.

“she a hoe!”
“he escorts!”
“she broke!”
“he does netflix and chill with his second cousin!”

like…
you don’t know what to believe anymore.
well “attentionisto to the foxhole”,
derek tramel,
has a message for ya.
he.
ain’t.
about.
that.
“life”.
you know.
the “life”.
check what he posted on his ig after he got a request from…
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what is happening to ye?
these tantrums.
what is really happening?
check what page six said during ye’s appearance on “snl”…
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…cause baby,
now we got bad blood?
so taylor swift is not to be played with.
don’t let the doe eyes and blonde hair fool ya.
she has a lot of industry pull.
i think she is some sort of secret agent.
or a pimp.
something.
anyway…
so ye has a song i love called “famous” on his new album.
it features rihanna,
but he has some lyrics going at taylor swift.
he said:

i feel like me and taylor might still have sex
why? i made that bitch famous (God damn)
  i made that bitch famous

…say what; say what?
she was all smilin’ up in his face,
getting apologies,
and this is the thanks she gets?!
nope!
this is what she said when she accepted her grammy award for #aoty…
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