can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message…
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you know what often catches me by surprise?
when someone you least expect has BAWDY under their clothes.
don’t sleep on the slim ones.
some of them are real toned under these outfits.
i don’t check for cruella de jenner aka kris jenner all like that,
but when someone sent me this pic of her in a bikini today…
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^that is the ig that bobby valentino just posted.
his comments are off because…
well…
fameolous posted an alleged video in regards to why bobby is hiding now.
allegedly,
bobby valentino didn’t pay a trans she-hyena hooker for her services.
she decided to out him during his alleged walk of shame…
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…or you fuck better than your pops.
i know.
here is a vomit bag.
as the years go on,
fathers are getting sexier younger and sexier younger.
it also means a lot of these dads are still mentally stagnant as well.
a foxholer sent me a video about how a father was gonna bond with his cub.
how?
they gonna “fuck some bitches together in vegas”.
his words…
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i haven’t seen “girl’s trip” yet,
but everyone is raving about tiffany haddish.
apparently,
she is the break out star.
well she said something that has me wondering who does her pr?
as a newcomer,
you shouldn’t be say this via the new york daily news…
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the movie,
“final destination”,
scared me growing up.
i remember i watched the first one about the airplane and was shook.
i had to fly a couple days later and was terrified.
well the following is a real life scene like out of the movie.
a ride at the ohio state fair,
called “the fire ball”,
malfunctioned and sent the riders flying to doom.
i saw this graphic video and it re-affirmed…
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