Category: WOW
“She Wasn’t Mauled By Her Pitbulls! It Was A Yeti That Killed Her!”
…cause ain’t no way she died by a alleged human.
sometimes when someone close to us dies,
we are in complete shock over it.
i know when my parents died,
i wanted to sue the hospital for neglect.
i was filled with grief and wanted this imaginary justice.
this on-going story might be different.
so you know how that snow bunny was mauled by her pits in the last entry?
her friend claims it may have been foul play.
a foxholer sent me what she told “the daily mail”…
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Victor Cruz Has A New Love

when i was watching “ballers” on hbo a couple weeks ago,
which stars dwayne “the rock” johnson,
it was cool to see victor cruz make his acting debut.
he did a pretty good job playing “himself”.
he can try his paws at acting after being let go from playing football.
he has always kept his love life pretty quiet.
when his baby mama/long term engagement holder,
elaina,
blasted him for his side hoes,
he still kept lowkey about it.
victor debuted his new vixen over the weekend and well…
The Hand That Fed Them Is The Hand They’ll Maul (To Death)

pitbulls.
i’m starting to think these dogs are high key dangerous.
i see them all the time in my hood and i go the other direction.
i mean,
i should!
from the amount of maulings of their owners these dogs do,
i’m surprised folks take chances in owning them.
a snow bunny was mauled by her pitbulls on thursday in va.
a f-bi sent me the story via richmond…
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“Whitney Houston Was A Lesbian,” Regurgitated By A Friend

i wonder if the narrative will change for whitney?
because for ( x luther )…
i guess everyone goes on “watch what happens live” to get messy.
rosie o’donnell,
who was cool with whitney,
outed a “well know secret” about the late singer.
she says whitney was an alleged lesbian and actually knew her girlfriend.
a vix-bi sent me what she told andy…
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Omarosa Wants To Sit At Your Table At The Cookout (Mine Is Full)

doesn’t she not look like a demon?
i bet she is a freak tho.
anyway,
omarosa made her rounds today.
she made sure to be front and center at “gma” for her exit interview.
michael strahan,
who is really fine in person btdubs,
had the pleasure of interviewing her this morning…
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Cash Out: The Most Advertising Non-Rapping Rapper Wolf Out?

*the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strong advised…
does the rapper,
cash out,
still do that “rapping” thing?
he seems to do everything “but” that nowadays.
well,
for instance,
he isn’t one to not leak his meat…
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