so ya’ll out here with shit in yo drawz because it’s normal for men?

cc: thearsevase

the pretty vixen and i were having a conversation about males the other day.
we said a lot of shit,
but she said the following:

“Males are actually really gross.”

that statement can be true for some.
back in the day,
this one wolf told me how he hated eating my home fox groceries.
“he always has dingle berries stuck to his ass hair.”
my home wolf told me the other day he had a vixen suck his dick after a day of not showering.
he said his balls was extra ripe,
but she did it anyway.
a vix-bi sent me the following tweet and i nearly gagged

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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?

every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:

well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…

but two things…

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straight males shouldn’t be watching p-valley?

i hate when i go back to something and it’s been deleted.
anyhoo,
the tweet was from she-jackal and she said:

“Straight men shouldn’t be watching P-Valley.”

of course,
my whole head shot back like russell westbrook.

first off…
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are you guys sad that the kardashians are leaving us forever?


well its an end of an era.
the ones who made being an attentionisto/nista the thing to be.
i never thought i’d see the day tbh.
i thought the kardashians would have a reality show well into their 80s.
it would show them live in the old folks home,
sitting on couches,
and throwing bingo chips at each other.
nope.
the kardashians are coming to an end next year.
this is what kim put on her ig
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dailymail is about to the toilet paper stuck to aubrey o’day’s ass

one thing about the media,
if you try to make them out to be liars,
they will prove themselves not to be.
aubrey o’day is in the right pose for ^that picture.

She has the Dailymail on her ass cheeks.

she claims ( x this isn’t here ).
well the folks at dailymail are not with the shits and trying to prove her wrong…
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odell beckham jr might be wit the shits (i mean that exactly how it sounds too)

odell beckham jr might be super nasty in bed.
i’m being dead serious right now too.
now for some,
nasty means doing all kind of freaky shit.

Being tied up
Bringing the entire refrigerator in bed
Dressing up as a baby and being spanked

you know,
the usual shit.
for odell,
that allegedly includes being shitted on as well.

i know.
well celina powell and friends had a discussion about odell’s alleged shitty ways…
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