TODRICK HALL GIVES US CAKE TO HELP ERASE OUR MEMORIES

it’s kind like when you and your partner are heavy on the beef.
after a mind-altering blow job,
they suddenly don’t remember what ya’ll were even fighting about.
when you get caught up for having an insufferable personality,
the next option is to get naked or leak a sex tape.
that usually makes males people forget really quickly.
todrick hall wants ya’ll to forget about his celebrity big brother appearance.
i’m sure many males people will forget after he posted alla this…
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THE GHOSTS IN MY CRIB TALK VERY LOUD

the ghosts are in the walls?
so it first started on monday after 8 pm.
i’m around my apartment and all of a sudden,
i hear this random noise that would stop and then start.
i’m looking around,
wondering wtf is going on,
when i hear the noise coming from my bathroom.
i had to record it because…

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michael b. jordan caters with cakes for our feel good christmas viewing

so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”

 

his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…

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he was looking at the dominican cake on display on the low like i was

some of ya’ll gotta be careful with your leering when looking at other males.
i mean,
if this is you truly give a damn.
earlier today,
i went to the store to pick up some chicken to cook.

sidebar: after seeing that video of the rats in popeyes in dc,
i’ve been so turned off about eating out.
i been doing everything in my power to eat in.
i’m sure this stand-off against ordering out will end soon.

when i turned into the frozen food section to get some ice cream…

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flash brown has allegedly come out (twerkin’ in savage x fenty?)

 that flash brown entry from yesterday.
( x see it here )
one of my f-bi wanted to update us more on this story.
this is the drop he sent in…

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mychal kendricks is going to jail

people really like mychal kendricks.
i mean,
who wouldn’t?
he is handsome,
has a great personality,
and those bubbly cheeks of his…

x his tail up

chek’s kiss.
did it seem like he was wilder compared to how quiet he is now?
well as you know,
mychal was being investigated for insider trading in 2018.
he pleaded guilty.
 after this case getting pushed back 1700 times,
they finally reached a verdict…

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