you know what i have a problem with?
^that.
i’m going to tell you why…
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soooooooo…
are ya’ll gonna let up dragging madonna to the white meat?
her tribute to prince last night at the billboard music awards was,
well,
a mess.

i don’t think anyone appreciated what she did tho.
i’m sure prince did a couple turns in his urn.
i honestly expected her to be doing splits and shrieking to hades.
my expectations were already low as is.
like,
why is this snow attentionista honoring a black artist?
one i don’t think allegedly liked her very much.
well madonna had something to say on ig and well…
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nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
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this is what i get trying to sexy ‘n’ shit..
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…um,
i must be a vixen then because i did ^that this weekend.
every weekend is “in home spa” for me.
does caitlyn realllllllllllllly understand what being a vixen is?
or is it all about the aesthetics for her?

so obama is trying to go with a bang,
huh?
i read this and was completely blown away.
so obama is ordering public schools to allow trans to have access to public bathrooms.
well whatever bathroom matches their identity.
if they don’t,
the school will lose funding.
yeah.
read this via the new york times…
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