well in a bigger twist,
than the other twists in this story,
it seems omar mateen’s alleged gay lover has come forth.
let’s take a look at what he looks like…
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the alligator.
one of the most dangerous creatures in the forest.
once it takes a bite out of you,
you have about no seconds to get loose.
alligators are also known to give it’s victims “the death roll”.
the alligator spins its body around rapidly while underwater.
that is what actually kills you.
that should have been the fate of the two year old cub last night.
the one who was snagged by an alligator at the disney resort.
well cnn has the outcome of what happened and well…
Continue reading “The Cub, The Alligator, and The Story We’re Being Fed” →

kanye west is so desperate.
so an f-bi sent me this video,
and like kanye in the video i watched,
i had to cringe.
we all know kanye is obsessed with trying to be accepted in the fashion circle.
they are “the cool kids” to his “dork eating in the bathroom stall for lunch”.
don’t even get me started on his “fashion lines”.
well kim kardashian put up a snap of kanye,
in the backseat of a car,
holding a plate of ribs and fries for peter dundas,
the designer to roberto cavalli…
Continue reading “Give The Food to Kanye and Let Him Hold It” →

watch out!
we got a bad ass over here!
justin bieber out here trying to fight randoms now.
so he was in cleveland for the nba finals.
after the game,
this is what happened…
Continue reading “Justin Bieber Can, and Will, Kick Your Ass” →

not everyone will like “us”.
it’s a hard pill to swallow,
but we aren’t for everyone.
it’s not even sexuality either.
we won’t be liked because of our:

skin tone
views
simply because we woke up in the morning

not everyone will like “the foxhole” either.
well i read this comment today and was truly disgusted.
it’s about christopher “killa cam” matthews.
“the vegan wolf”.
well one of the foxholers had an alleged run in with him.
well…
Continue reading “How To Go From “10” to “-1” In My Foxhole” →

remember when i use to call him “breezy wolf”?
good times.
chris brown,
always a favorite in the foxhole,
was called “gay” today.
i mean,
unlike any other days he has been called “gay”,
this reason was rather interesting.
so chris is collaborating with nike and olivier rousteing for the “nikelab collection”,
football nouveau line.
oliver is the head designer of balmain.
look him up.
well he went to the cité universitaire in paris,
where the event was held,
and did some photo-ops with oliver like so…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Gets Accused of Being Gay By Association” →