Category: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO “EW”
i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)
imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?
His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.
a foxholer sent me the following video and…
she wants us to see the rona isn’t a big deal by using her tongue on you (jodie meschuk)
there are a lot of crazy jackals running around out here.
i’m convinced laws are passed by folks whose elevators don’t fully reach the top.
i don’t know if the following is crazy but…
jodie meschuk,
a “kinda-sorta maybe not” thoughtful anti-jabber,
wants to sway america into believing the rona isn’t a big a deal.
how is she gonna do that?
she decided to film herself licking things in the supermarket…
here is some muscle soup with covid crackers on the side (trill clinton)
like i told the foxhole,
my life doesn’t change with or without the jab.
we are in the midst of a global pandemic and i don’t trust a word the cdc says.
between them and our leadership,
they fumbled the bag by giving folks false hope about being jabbed and maskless.
as the months went on,
we all came to realize:
let’s have a font about trill clinton aka @astatesman,
who is pictured above.
i’ve been peepin’ him for a while now and i think he is sexy af.
an educated wolf >
so he got fully jabbed in feburary and ended up catching that delta recently.
he tweeted his first-hand account on how it went down and his symptoms…
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imagine getting peed and shitted on by someone off grindr?
it sounds like a night after eating a whole edible,
but i’m not talking about some extra freaky shit that we end up taking to our graves.
i’m talking about being robbed and humiliated by a straight hyena.
in 2017,
four straight hyenas were robbing and disrespecting gay males off grindr in texas.
the last one had his day in court and via “advocate“…
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there is light at the other side of his tunnel
*the following is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
ya know,
i’m really glad i’ve been really particular about who got up inside me.
big dicks,
medium dicks,
lil’ ass dicks…
i was serious about my hole health and grip strength.
a wolf said to me today:
“You probably got the tightest hole in the world.”
i saw this video today and even though it was supposed to be about the tattoo…
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weed is a drug and addictive. argue with the surgeon general.
i’m gonna font a controversial statement but…
Weed is addictive and some folks are in denial about it.
folks love to scream weed isn’t a drug but can’t function without smoking.
they can’t sleep,
they can’t do normal tasks,
can’t fuck,
or can’t handle their anger or anxiety without it.
bad enough,
it makes folks paranoid about damn near everything.
I still maintain the last time I was high af,
i tapped into everyone’s energy like I was Professor X.
a foxholer sent me this video of a she-jackal who is absolutely dependent by weed…
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