Category: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO “EW”
trump is about to text you like crazy now he got your number
foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.
“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”
…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…
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so much sex that he was blue in the face
blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…
is omarion the one who will destroy us all?
FUCK RONA.
or is it “FUCK PEOPLE” for still keeping this going?
i kept saying by the looks of social media,
it appeared the worst of us was behind us with how folks were acting.
even irl,
i see people with no masks living their best pre-2020 lives.
after research,
it was all fairytales and fallacies.
the rona hasn’t gone anywhere.
in fact,
we got a new one called “omarion” that is about to shut my state down…
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his definition of “come and ride my pony” is real different (horse cawk)
no cap,
but someone was JUST telling me about some hyena who died smashing a horse.
well,
uh,
the horse smashed him (literally).
allegedly,
it’s some video on trump’s side of the internet with this craziness i refuse to watch.
i was told about this the other day and a foxholer sent me this story today…
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did aaliyah really stand a chance against r. kelly?
^and those were matching mickey mouse hoodies.
he brought disney into his filth.
one thing i hate is r. kelly has hit foot in every-fuckin-thing.
all of my favorite r&b 90s songs were all touched by his dumb ass.
i have been doing a good job with banishing him tho.
thank God i couldn’t get into aaliyah’s first album.
i like to imagine that is a demo and her real first album was her second.
as the details about aaliyah and r. kelly’s relationship comes out in his trial,
i am placing blame on so many adults around her.
how did this even happen via his ex background dancer’s testimony…
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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)
imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?
His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.
a foxholer sent me the following video and…
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