the body language in this picture is telling.
they look like two college friends who saw each other at a party.
you know i’m realizing in 2021 during this pandemic foxhole?

Many couples are realizing they actually hate each other.

i don’t know about you,
but i’m seeing a shit ton of breakups and divorces.
folks spent sometime in closed quarters and was like:

“I don’t like him/her.
Shit,
I don’t even like my kids.”

ray j and princess love are what you call “a relationship way past expiration”.
even in icu for pnemonia,
ray j wants out of his toxic marriage for the 3rd time via “tmz”…

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you couldn’t not tell me adele’s first single would be a reggae-inspired bop.
one that speaks about heartbreak with a fuckboi on a nice dancehall riddim.
it would have us shouting “bop! bop!” as we weep.
adele teased her new single,
“easy on me“,
on her twitter…

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ya know,
i thought after the last incident with rapper chika,
she would go out trying to win.
( x see last incident here )
cue tyra:

well,
chika thought it was a bright idea to diss people kids on twitter…

Continue reading “she ain’t looking like ya’ll chika right now” →

lawd ham mercy,
this hasn’t been the greatest of weeks for lizzo.
some folks didn’t take her ( x “twerk for my ancestors” ) statement well,
but what she said when she met chris brown didn’t score high for her as well.
apparently,
she said this when she met chris brown the other day…

Continue reading “guess who lizzo’s favorite person in the whole f’n world is?” →

while all the national headlines are on gabby petito,
who was murdered by her missing hyena,
brian laundrie,
there was another story going on as well.
miya marcano wasn’t on the same center stage as gabby.
i’m literally hearing about this case today.
unfortunately,
that tends to be the story for most missing black girls.
she was a 19-year-old college student from florida who went missing on september 24th.
unfortunately,
her search came to a sad end today…

Continue reading “the thing that miya marcano has in common with gabby petito” →

when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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