you couldn’t not tell me adele’s first single would be a reggae-inspired bop.
one that speaks about heartbreak with a fuckboi on a nice dancehall riddim.
it would have us shouting “bop! bop!” as we weep.
adele teased her new single,
“easy on me“,
on her twitter…
Easy On Me – October 15 pic.twitter.com/7HRvxAfEqy
— Adele (@Adele) October 5, 2021
that sounds absolutely depressing.
I’m kinda here for it.
you know i love my sad bops although i’m in “fuck you pineapple” territory.
my music selection has gone from sad songs to…
“You are a sorry ass ‘buthafuckin’ mitch’.
I hope when you die,
you go straight to hell where satan’s underlings will take turns on you with a rusty dildo.
I hope that every time you scream with every thrust,
you see my face standing above you laughing at your misery.”
the type of music that says “yeah, you hurt me but i’m about to come back hard“.
i’m moving through the “5 stages of grief” quite exquisitely.
adele may be a tiny bit too depressing for me right now,
but i’ll check her out on october 15th.