Category: THE VIXEN FILES
A BALD SAWEETIE IS A BETTER SAWEETIE?

i think diamonté is getting her shit together.
saweetie done cut her hair bald and is coming out swinging.
blonde and bald works wonders on certain head shapes.
saweetie gives that good head (shape).
i peeped her new years eve performance and well…
KATY PERRY DOES “GREATEST LOVE OF ALL” AND WHITNEY IS CURRENTLY…

when i’m going through something in life or things are out of control,
i will listen to a purely ignorant pop record ad-nauseum.
a few years year,
i remember that time i was hooked on “teenage dream” by katy perry.
i was working at insert stressful ass job here and that record was like literal candy.
i listened to it going and coming from work every day.
it took me outta that reality and into this “not so serious” situation she created with that album.

i can’t even listen to it anymore because it’s played out for me.
Side-word: Right now,
I’m listening to “Confession on a Dance Floor” from Madonna.
That is when I’m not listening to “Mother” from Cleo Sol and “So Far Gone” from Drake.
we are very protective over our black legends.
we always look at people crazy when they even attempt to sing a “whitney”.
katy did just that at her residency in vegas.
she attempted to sing “greatest love of all” and…
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rest in power rose nylund aka betty white

you know what foxhole?
when i feel something random in my spirit,
it is usually leading me to an answer.
all this week,
i have been thinking about betty white.
it started with me wondering how she was doing and led to me watching “rose nylund” videos.
that is her legendary character in “golden girls”.
this is legit the last one i watched:
my girl passed today.
she was the last standing from the golden quartet.
“golden girls” got me through the beginning of the panny.
it’s one of my comfort shows because my family loved it growing up in barbados.
i don’t feel sad because she lived a long and fulfilling life.
99 ain’t no easy thing to get to but betty made it that far.
below are her secrets to living a long life…
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ari fletcher doesn’t like you not liking her fetish for guns being pulled on her

ari fletcher.
i asked “who?” when i got the story.
singer?
nope.
actress?
nah.
rapping wolf sex toy?
check box here.
i like a wolf who will tell my ass to sit down when i’m doing too much.
jamari can have a mouth and do too much when i’m annoyed.
ill find a seat when he looks at me crazy and got a little bass in that voice.
i like that sexy shit just don’t put your hands on me.
i don’t like anyone pulling guns on me because i’m leaving due to their nonsense tho.
apparently,
ari does because she spoke about it in her interview with “dont call me white girl“:
eek.
that little snippet got everyone riled up including domestic abuse survivors.
this is how she chose to respond to her critics on ig live…
britney spears vocals made me fall out of my chair in wonderment!

i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
legit…
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there is single meagan good roaming in these forests now

i heard a lot of whispers about meagan good,
devon franklin,
and their marriage.
i was really confused why people were excited to hear they might be separating.
they didn’t appear to be toxic.
there are a few relationships,
celeb and people in irl,
that are being celebrated that are a legit shit show.
public or that “we are private but we’ll sub our unhappiness on socials” freak show.
they appeared to be a loving couple even though i felt she wasn’t “church lady good”.
they are officially done because…
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