do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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every time i think of someone random,
you know i get an answer rather quickly.
no cap,
the other day i asked myself:

“I wonder what’s going on with Keith Powers and Ryan Destiny?“

they are were one of my favorite of the young straight couples.
 i got my answer today cause…

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you ever think to yourself:

“If this person was single,
I can only imagine how disrespectful their DMS probably would be?”

for someone like jason momoa,
who debuted all this as aquaman:

you’d imagine that his wife,
lisa bonet,
wasn’t letting him go.
his now ex-wife,
lisa bonet,
and he has decided to call it quits in their 16 years of being together…

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i don’t blame k. michelle tbh.
some of us can be really cruel on socials about people’s looks.
you know if you don’t look like a 10 on this social media shit,
you are somewhere at the back of the line.
so if someone can get a good doctor to make them look like their filters…

I’m sure they won’t be turning that down.

k. michelle looks like a completely different human these days…

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nfl baller wolf,
sterling shepard,
and ex (?) model chanel iman were actually a cute couple.
they were pumpin’ out kids and i was sure this #couplegoals would make it.
it seems males today are taking the steps when a relationship has come to an end.
sterling and chanel were together for 6 years,
3 years being married with two kids,
and well…

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i still say jason derulo got in the door when chris brown fell off that one time.
don’t sleep on him tho.
he got loyal fans and i think he’s a pretty good dancer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-fjrg_UR4

he had ( x some of the best tiktoks ) when the pandemic first happened too.
don’t you dare ever call him another r&b singing wolf cause he will put the paws to ya tho.
he fought not 1 but 2 dudes in vegas for calling him usher via tmz…

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