Category: THE VIXEN FILES
aunt mo’nique goes off… again

aunt mo’nique just stands in her own way,
don’t she?
we applaud her and then we gotta go do that ” mo’nique” thing.
you know when she flies off the handle with no pause.
so mo’nique and fellow comedian,
dl hughley,
performed at a comedy show last weekend.
according to mo,
she was supposed to be the headliner instead of dl.
she claims in her contract that she was supposed to go on last.
so she gets on stage and does this…
the crab legs took the veneer right out of sukihana mouth

my teeth aren’t straight.
i was in a horrible accident with my mouth as a kid.
it has been one of my biggest insecurities next to the list of other ones.
this is why i don’t usually smile in my pictures tbh.
even with all my insecurities tho,
i still managed to bag some of the sexiest wolves.
there was a time when i was interested in getting veneers.
when i saw the process of how they put veneers on,
it was an automatic dub for me.
love and hiphop alum,
sukihana,
just lost one of her veneers eating crab legs…
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I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD PUT THE HEAD FURTHER INSIDE!!!!!

the following video just made me laugh so loud.
i know we all panic once in a while but this white vixen went postal.
she was at a zoo ride-through where you get to feed the animals.
the animal of choice was an ostrich.
this was her reaction when they pulled up.
the ostrich expected to be fed and this is her…
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you might need to figure out what your “american dream” looks like :/

the american dream.
i’ve been taught that it’s coming from nothing to something.
it was a term that immigrants coming to this country strive for.
that could be the legal or illegal route of collecting your W.
now that social media forces us to show our highlight reels,
everyone is trying to prove their worth on this public stage.
the american dream does look different for many people.
folks with no talent are applauded more than those who work hard.
a poor lost soul can buy a 6 million crib off earnings from onlyfans.
i was watching a new trailer for jlo yesterday called “halftime“:
one would say she has accomplished a version of the american dream…
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jack harlow doesn’t know who brandy is?

i feel like if you live under a rock,
you wouldn’t know brandy and ray j are siblings.
jack harlow,
whose 24 and a rapper,
didn’t know this when they quizzed him on hot97 the other day…
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i can’t deal with the identity politics with some of these folks

“HI!
I’M STEVEN AND I’M GAY!
YUP!
I’M GAY AND I NEED RESPECT BECAUSE I’M GAY!”
…but steven has no respect for anyone else which is interesting.
this is what drives me crazy with some folks.
they will introduce themselves with what they identify themselves as,
but they refuse to introduce us to who they are behind all of that.
i’m a black gay man and when i meet anyone:
“Hey!
My name is Jamari,
nice to meet you.”
that’s it.
my sexuality isn’t the defining factor as a whole.
I cannot deal with identity politics.
the new press secretary,
karine jean-pierre,
did it with her briefing yesterday.
she said…
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