you gotta give to these vixens of rhoa.
real housewives of atlanta for those who are confused.

They took this show into 15 seasons.

…and they still continue to show up and bring drama.
so the new trailer dropped and of course,
they are fighting like hens.
ummmmmmmm…

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kawana jenkins is probably never leaving the crib again.
at this moment,
she is probably looking for a cushy WFH job.
this is before she dyes her hair,
loses weight,
and becomes “trudy eloise jackson“.
this is all in my head btw.
kawana WAS a detention officer in ga but now she is fired.
why?
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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i’ve noticed people in relationships/marriages flex about the weirdest shit.
when the relationship ends after all the flexing,
you gotta ask:

“It was so perfect so what happened?”

larsa pippen,
the ex of scottie pippen,
has got michael jordan’s son in her tentacles.
she went on wwhl and andy asked her about her past marriage to scottie.
she gon say…

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when we are young,
some of us live a very fast life.
we drink,
drug,
and party with no apologies.

All of that can catch up with us as we get older.

young ma is no stranger to living a fast life.
she likes to have a good time but it seems it’s catching up…

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hogswart legacy made (  x 850 million in global sales ).
many on twitch were protesting how they weren’t gonna play.
i knew when xqc played it with no fucks to give,
that was pretty much over.
if anyone thought a boycott would stop the power that is harry potter…

I got a bridge to sell you in BK.

harry potter will always be a millennial/z favorite.
outside of social media,
many don’t know (or even care) about the controversy with jk rowling.
it goes to show there is a whole forest outside of twitter and its opinions.
jk rowling is on a podcast called “the witch trials of jk rowling“.
she has been speaking her personal truth about her infamy.
in the latest,
she said that 14-year-olds are too young for gender change…

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Why is it that stud lesbians get a pass for taking down all the sexy vixens?

i knew a stud who was so sexy.
she was short,
had a short fade,
and dressed like every inch of fuckboi.
she had a good job too but ima be 100…

She was eating em all up like Ms Pacman.
Literally.
Eating all the pretty vixens on the low.

she showed me her strap-on and the shaft was breaking off.
that is how much cutty cat she was getting.

ALLEGEDLY,
MIMI FAUST DROPPED A BOMB THAT HER EX(?) TY SMASHED A NEWLY REALITY DIVORVCEE…

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