Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
Landon Collins Wants To Sit A Racist Down At The Table To Help Her

another embarrassing black male coming through.
these tend to be my favorite entries.
this time,
it’s baller wolf of the ny giants,
landon collons.
what did he do,
you ask?
he thinks a sit down with that the racist snow hyena will help her.
since he played college for alabama,
he think’s he has that magic.
this is what he told “tmz sports”…
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Floyd Mayweather Is A Mr Me Too

don’t ask floyd mayweather about the “#metoo” movement.
seriously,
don’t ask him.
he honestly doesn’t know what is going on.
i’m sure all that money distracts one from the real world.
so floyd had an interview with men’s health recently.
they asked him his thoughts of the “#metoo” movement.
this is what this pineapple done said…
Michael Vick Gets Allegedly Caught Doggin’ Out His Wife

with “friends” like these…
bad enough these wolves are so trife,
but these new school hoes are so reckless.
what’s so hard with getting some pipe,
a couple coins if he feeling generous,
and a closed cell phone?
a hoe allegedly decided to put ex baller wolf and very married,
michael vick,
out there.
well,
her “friend” put them out there.
this is what the friend sent to “the shade room”...
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Lewis Hamilton Tried To Race His Way Out Of A Dragging (Ya’ll Caught Up Tho)

racing baller wolf,
lewis hamilton,
has gotten the present of dragging this christmas.
he uploaded a video on insta snap that has everyone in a panic.
it was him questioning why his nephew was wearing a princess dress.
allegedly,
the nephew asked for a princess dress for christmas.
this is the video…
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(Oh Jesus) Ray Allen Gets Gamed?

i think retired nba baller wolf,
ray allen,
is so sexy.
i think he was sexy af now and his younger years.

something about his lips.
he’s also a freak who loves to allegedly creep online.
remember when he tweeted this by mistake?

i think he was one of the first baller wolf scandals on twitter.
i bet his dms are so lit.
well jesus shuttlesworth got caught up again.
this time,
he claims he got catfished by…
well…
i’ll let the new york post tell it…
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Chris Foerster Misses Licking Coke Off The Ratchet Pussy

i have no desire to do coke.
it doesn’t look appealing,
plus i don’t like how others get when they’re on it.
well apparently and allegedly,
chris foerster knows a thing a two about it.
he was the miami dolphins offensive line coach.
his stripper she-hyena exposed him allegedly doing a few lines.
this is what she allegedly posted,
and get this,
on her facebook…
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