so let me start off by fonting that he isn’t ugly.
he kinda resembles frank ocean if you squint and turn your head.
personally,
no one is truly ugly because there is someone for everyone.
this fox posted the following that has gone viral:

so this man went to tiktok because he’s not getting hit up enough on Grindr to have sex, so now he deems himself ugly.

but he points out his type is non-black men. 🌚 pic.twitter.com/2unlYq1v3f

— Boochie is the Name (@stoppfeenin) December 31, 2024

but i have a few thoughts after listening to what he said…

How are vixens getting wet for the males of today?

when i use to hang out with the straights in the 00s-10s,
it was interesting to see them in the hunt.
they would range from fine to average,
but they would all approach vixens they were interested in.
even the finest ones got rejected but 8/10,
they’d end up getting a number.
did the connections work out?
eh,
but they shoot their shots if they wanted pussy.

At least they tried.

nowadays,
the game seems have changed for the worse.
today’s straights have become so bitchy and sassy.
they spend all their days want to physically show strength,
working out for days on end to build testosterone,
only to be narc bitches for socials.

“Show me the last seflie you took.”
“Show me the last picture you took that got a lot of likes.”
“Show me the last time you complained how lonely you are.”

i saw this clip on twitter that represents dating in 2024…

Timothy Champagne likes to flip flop and not in the good way.

so i’ve never heard of timothy champagne up until today.
why does he look like jeffrey dahmer?
after careful investigation,
i see why he is so popular.
straight + gay for pay + hybrid = “the gays have made him rich“

…but it seems like he actually had an alleged boyfriend.
so i got a drop from a F-BI about timothy and his recent flip flop scene...

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

…and I JUST told someone before this happened I thought he was attractive.
Ugh.
I hate when people ruin their attractiveness with foolishness.

late one night,
while tumbling down a rabbit hole of black historical horrors,
i found myself revisiting the disturbing practice of “buck breaking”.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but it was a vile tactic used during slavery.
it was where male slaves were raped by their masters for dominance and emasculation.

fast forward to today,
comedian jackal,
andrew schultz made headlines for what he wanted to do to kendrick lamar.
after kendrick called him out in “wacced out murals” by saying:

“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman,
that’s law.”

andrew went full…

Allegedly,
i thought YMCA from The Village People was a gay anthem.
I heard that when I was a kid.
I literally just asked someone if that song wasn’t associated with gay folks back in the day.

i mean,
allegedly,
the group was dressed like they were going to a circuit party.
it doesn’t help “village” in the group name is the gay mecca in new yawk.
ever since our new president made YMCA his hype track…

the group’s been spiraling and having a hissy fit over the song’s alleged origins.
now,
one of them is even threatening to sue anyone who dares call it a gay anthem…