The Confused Sagger.

wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.

“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!
I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”

…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?

yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.
PR.

Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there.

anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?
according to pop base on his x-twitter…

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.

our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.
instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america…

This is my favorite deodorant.

it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…

…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.

i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…

The following doesn’t even hit the same once I saw our new president doesn’t even write his posts.

president jimmy carter bid this life adieu on the 29th of december.
like all presidents in this country,
their deaths are always honored.
every american flag is flown at half-mast for 30 days.
( x read it here )
unfortunately,
the new president being sworn is around this moment.
not a slight against him but ya know,
what america has pretty much always done.
are we surprised his ghost writers took to his platform to flip theeee fuck out…