I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.

our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.
instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america…

This is my favorite deodorant.

it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…

…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.

i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…

The following doesn’t even hit the same once I saw our new president doesn’t even write his posts.

president jimmy carter bid this life adieu on the 29th of december.
like all presidents in this country,
their deaths are always honored.
every american flag is flown at half-mast for 30 days.
( x read it here )
unfortunately,
the new president being sworn is around this moment.
not a slight against him but ya know,
what america has pretty much always done.
are we surprised his ghost writers took to his platform to flip theeee fuck out…

so let me start off by fonting that he isn’t ugly.
he kinda resembles frank ocean if you squint and turn your head.
personally,
no one is truly ugly because there is someone for everyone.
this fox posted the following that has gone viral:

so this man went to tiktok because he’s not getting hit up enough on Grindr to have sex, so now he deems himself ugly.

but he points out his type is non-black men. 🌚 pic.twitter.com/2unlYq1v3f

— Boochie is the Name (@stoppfeenin) December 31, 2024

but i have a few thoughts after listening to what he said…

How are vixens getting wet for the males of today?

when i use to hang out with the straights in the 00s-10s,
it was interesting to see them in the hunt.
they would range from fine to average,
but they would all approach vixens they were interested in.
even the finest ones got rejected but 8/10,
they’d end up getting a number.
did the connections work out?
eh,
but they shoot their shots if they wanted pussy.

At least they tried.

nowadays,
the game seems have changed for the worse.
today’s straights have become so bitchy and sassy.
they spend all their days want to physically show strength,
working out for days on end to build testosterone,
only to be narc bitches for socials.

“Show me the last seflie you took.”
“Show me the last picture you took that got a lot of likes.”
“Show me the last time you complained how lonely you are.”

i saw this clip on twitter that represents dating in 2024…

Timothy Champagne likes to flip flop and not in the good way.

so i’ve never heard of timothy champagne up until today.
why does he look like jeffrey dahmer?
after careful investigation,
i see why he is so popular.
straight + gay for pay + hybrid = “the gays have made him rich“

…but it seems like he actually had an alleged boyfriend.
so i got a drop from a F-BI about timothy and his recent flip flop scene...