grandy glaze: attentionisto hits peak boredom?

I couldn’t resist.

i see a lot of folks praising OF star,
jacobi.

i’ve seen comments like:

“He always turns out all the sexy straights.”

…and tbh,
i’ll give him that but from what i saw with grandy glaze

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sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.

that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:

That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.

again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…

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drake’s henchman thinks LA burning is kendrick’s karma

With henchman like this…

so drake starts a beef with kendrick lamar,
kendrick fires back with a dragging for the hip hop history books,
and drake continues to act like a sore loser

according to one of his henchmen,
the LA fires is karma
for kendrick?
allegedly

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i sagged my jeans and a gay male had me feelin like a b!tch

The Confused Sagger.

wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.

“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!

I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”

…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….

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attentionisto amnesia

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?

yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.

PR.

Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there
.

anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…

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did that man who runs that platform call justin trudeau a “girl”?

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?

according to pop base on his x-twitter…

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