Category: IT REEKS OF “ATTENTIONISTO”
guys, this is what 3 months of giving good dick can get you!
^this is the toxic “pick me” shit i be talmbout.
so i’ve come to notice that the songs of today represent the climate of relationships.
ive broken them down into the many types:
“I suck.
You suck.
We suck together,
but we will be toxic because we are scared of being alone.”
“I fucks with you,
but i fucks with my side hoe even more.
Actually,
I don’t like you or the side hoe.
Ya’ll placeholders because I’m still in love with my ex.”
“I LOVE fuckin you and you love fuckin me…
We are a glorified fwb that pretend to be a couple.
We are just fuckin because it’s convenient and we both need sex.”
the gays are all of that plus:
“I want to come home to someone,
but since The Bible said men can’t be tied down to one person,
we will do an open relationship until we go nowhere.”
nothing about the music today makes you want to fall in love like the 90s and early 00s.
it’s all built on the foundation of sex,
drugs,
and bullshit.
the following flew down my twitter timeline and reminded me of a toxic song scenario.
it’s a vixen singing the top 100 tune of:
“doing too much for a wolf,
but what has he done for her besides give her dick?“…
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it’s the girth that will have you crying out to Jesus of Latter-day Saints
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lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.
That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.
he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…
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jeffree star adds another bbc to his collection
jeffree star would be the perfect villain in a jordan peele movie tbh.
in my head,
the title of it would be called:
BBC
it’d be about a white hyena who get his energy from fuckin’ black males.
he’d drain the very essence that makes being black amazing.
once he does that,
he’d kill them and then move onto the next.
morbid af,
i know,
but sounds like a good ass movie.
well in real life,
jeffree went from andre marhold to another alleged bbc…
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when you’re caught getting that big mack truck being parked in your parking garage for onlyfans
when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
“chicago“.
If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.
you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:
Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!
with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…
andre marhold is gonna pull it all out in this interview he booked
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so andre marhold finally booked that stage he has been speaking of.
*rihanna tweet voice*
as you know,
he has been fiending to tell his side of the story in the jeffree star entanglement.
side note: I find it interesting he still has straight males and vixens within his circle.
He stays with a wolf pack and vixens on his IG stories.
You know black folks judge heavy with this sort of thing.
Maybe they’re not all straight?
Straight-adjacent?
anyhoo,
it seems like he finally has a platform to spill the tea on…
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let’s give a flower or two to those coming out as trump supporters
coming out can be a difficult decision for most people.
you are revealing something about you that you kept hidden in fear.
some will accept,
but the reality is that you may get banished.
Imagine coming out as a Trump supporter?
whew!
the moment you claim trump,
you can expect mass unfollows and invites being lost in the mail.
trump supporters decided to use “coming out day” for their purpose.
a foxholer sent me this…
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