Category: IT REEKS OF “ATTENTIONISTO”
i know campaign for penis when i see one (bobby lytes was trying to elect the penis of andre marhold?)
foxes…
Have you ever campaigned for penis?
you made sure you were in the vicinity of the said wolf so he knows you’re interested.
whether it was on social media,
or in public,
you subtly (or bodly) insert yourself where you know he would be.
it all leads to him inserting himself where your foxhole would be.
the look on your face once the elected official takes his position is one of great joy.
see?…
i was on the campaign trail for a wolf of interest recently,
but he was acting too bizarre for my taste.
it felt like he was campaigning for me tbh,
but something went left and…
ugh.
i feel like bobby lytes was on a full campaign mode for andre marhold‘s gigantic penis.
every time i peeped,
bobby was in the comments on IG making himself known.
he wasn’t low at all.
i guess it worked because andre was all over bobby this weekend.
andre was spotted down in south beach miami…
so we can expect malik joseph with a mouth full of cheeks on grandy glaze?
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love this match situation they got going on here.
onlyfans star,
malik joseph,
is determined to tag “malik wuz here” on all the popular attentionistos.
he has already dealt with tanksnlove,
lamont johnson,
the ones in secret,
and now grandy glaze.
the foxholers invited me to the sausage party for my morning breakfast today…
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niz asked a question on IG and ya’ll turned it into an ass eatin’ contest (TF?)
i’m always confused at the confused,
especially when it comes to attentionistos on ig.
like,
you are out here selling sex and tiptoeing with sexuality,
but upset when people respond with overt sexual comments.
Is it because it’s males doing it?
that’s the only reason i could see.
niz aka nizar eibitar aka @its_niz_the_kid fed up with some of you all.
he asked a simple question on his IG…
and ya’ll go and do this…
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flashman wade takes a vixen to pound town
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not a lot of males know how to fuck good.
foreplay?
huh?
a clit?
what’s that?
a lot of it has to do with them being selfish or not knowing what they’re doing.
it’s a “get in; get out” in many of these sexual entanglements.
add to the fact there is no passion or chemistry so it’s literally a trip to pound town.
pound town being:
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard,
your cheeks will sound like the clapping in Radio City Music Hall.”
good strokes to me is all about the tempo and variety.
it’s like a dance,
knowing when to go slow and when to beat it up.
someone sent me flashman wade having sex and…
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guys, this is what 3 months of giving good dick can get you!
^this is the toxic “pick me” shit i be talmbout.
so i’ve come to notice that the songs of today represent the climate of relationships.
ive broken them down into the many types:
“I suck.
You suck.
We suck together,
but we will be toxic because we are scared of being alone.”
“I fucks with you,
but i fucks with my side hoe even more.
Actually,
I don’t like you or the side hoe.
Ya’ll placeholders because I’m still in love with my ex.”
“I LOVE fuckin you and you love fuckin me…
We are a glorified fwb that pretend to be a couple.
We are just fuckin because it’s convenient and we both need sex.”
the gays are all of that plus:
“I want to come home to someone,
but since The Bible said men can’t be tied down to one person,
we will do an open relationship until we go nowhere.”
nothing about the music today makes you want to fall in love like the 90s and early 00s.
it’s all built on the foundation of sex,
drugs,
and bullshit.
the following flew down my twitter timeline and reminded me of a toxic song scenario.
it’s a vixen singing the top 100 tune of:
“doing too much for a wolf,
but what has he done for her besides give her dick?“…
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it’s the girth that will have you crying out to Jesus of Latter-day Saints
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lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.
That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.
he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…
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