if only we lived in a society that let people know:

“You don’t need to have kids.
Why?
You are gonna be a horrible parent.”

…and it’s okay to admit that truth.
more people need to be honest.
we don’t need you to have any children.
someone should have been honest with “rapper turned reality”,
blueface.
having random kids should not be anyone’s fallback career.
blueface asked his young son:

“Are you gay?”

because…

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this video is weird and is looking like cap to me.
i could be wrong tho.
so a foxholer sent me a video of an alleged dl jackal getting caught up.
it’s giving “la complex” when i first peeped it:

in the following video,
the jackal was all huggy until he saw he was being recorded.
this happened…

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^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:

“That’s gay for a man!”

someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...

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andy cohen seems to like nipples.
i’m taking a hunch based on the following.
everyone has a spot they’ll touch to let you know they want to smash.
 he was at a ny pride party and being a dj on someone’s nipples…

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the good news is that justice is served.
the bad news?

We are probably never gonna see these hyenas ever again in this lifetime.
Maybe we’ll see them when the forests turn AI.

eandjgang,
eric dodds and johntae collier,
are gonna spend quite a few years in jail…

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i feel like i’m in a real-life black mirror episode with the titanic sub.
the plot i’d imagine:

“Oceangate submersible, Titan, loses communication with the surface, leaving the crew stranded and cut off from the outside world. Panic ensues both inside the submarine and among the public following the expedition’s progress through live-streamed footage and real-time updates about their impending death on social media.”

i have a few thoughts after deep diving (no pun intended) into this story…

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