Category: LIVIN’ THIS LIFE WE LIVE
“You Have The Perfect Ass That I May Just Cuff That.”
No one is perfect.
Do not let these folks on Twitter or Facebook fool you.
Ever so often, some people apply a special make up to enhance their looks called F`otuShop.
They even go as far as to have Picture Plastic Surgery,
to which never understood because you DO have to meet that person.
But you may be looking for this perfect person and he may have that perfect image but:
He may have nice eyes but never fully see you for who you are.
He may be have good looks and brains, but no morals.
He may have the perfect words but would never listen to you.
Some are more bold with their shit,
while others wait until you get hooked and then they spring some bullshit on you.
But in this life, is there such a thing as meeting the perfect person?
If he ain’t online and we have to encounter the perfect “straight” counterparts before we find him:
Um, so where the hell is he?
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I Want 2 Call You Daddy
I’m going to talk about a Straight Wolf that we wanted to love…
…but for many of us, he was never there.
He was a mystery who intrigued us, but hurt us.
For some, he was never there and never wanted to be.
We could call out for him and he would never answer back.
For others, he was there but he was so intimidating,
that we couldn’t fully embrace him like he wanted.
All of us have dealt with him:
WOLVES
FOXES
HYBRIDS
..and even our Vixens.
Where is “he”?…
Why Did You Even Open Up That Big Fat Mouth?
Look at this picture:
What do you think now that you know the REAL deal?
Does it disappoint you?
Or, do you roll your eyes and laugh?
I am moreso looking at her face.
Her smile seems forced and her eyes scream, “EXIT!”.
That picture got me thinking about contradictions.
Why do people contradict themselves when they know their day will come?
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I Went On A Date With A Real Life Madea Last Night
Yeah, you read the title right.
This is what I get for going on a “date” with someone I met online years ago.
What the hell was I thinking?
I guess all the Wolves I met online back in the day have reached their limits.
MAXED THE FUCK OUT!
These days, online match ups are the new thing for us Foxes to meet potential Wolves.
But, is it really just a waste of your personal bandwidth?
Lord knows I used up all mine meeting Madea Wolf last night…
I’ll never look at Madea the same AGAIN…
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BUST DAT WOLF AZZ WIDE OPEN!
ATTENTION FOXES…
We are having a meeting to discuss something tragic.
Something that if I EVER hear you doing,
not only will you be BANNED from the Foxhole,
you will be forced to do community service at Lindsay Lohan’s house.
That means checking to make sure she stays sober.
NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN THAT.
I need you all to sit down and listen carefully.
What Did My Fist In Your Eye Have To Do With It?
THE GREAT FEELING OF ABUSE!!!
Well… not THAT kind of abuse in that animation.
This kind of abuse stems from being in something that you are too scared to come out of.
You are scared to do anything wrong because you know the outcome.
You are always on alert because you don’t know when you have to duck or cover your face.
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You will either get talked down to OR beat the hell up.
That feeling of being useless and hopeless.
You want to run away, but you can’t because you are so used to that “feeling”.
It doesn’t always come as a slap or a punch.
You do not always have to be on the way to the hospital with a black eye or broken ribs.
Many of us suffer from abuse that we do to ourselves.
The way we speak to ourselves can be just as bad as any domestic violence police report.
Are addicted to your own abuse?
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