ya know,
if i got off from a crime that nearly landed my tail in jail,
i’d be on the next flight to some remote island.
it would be me,
getting right with God,
and laying on a beach somewhere.
i’d be tanned and ready to start work in a few months.
nope,
not jussie smollett tho.
he wants to keep the flames going via “the daily mail”…
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ready for some more hot topics about aunt wendy?
i know she didn’t think she’d ever see herself being “the story”.
well allegedly,
the side hoe gave birth to her husband’s kid.

ya’ll via “page six”…
Continue reading “the clown is taking a chunk out of aunt wendy’s whole ass” →

i don’t know WHAT goes through hyena’s minds these days.
it’s like:

“This feels good at this moment…”

…but it sets off a karmic blaze in the forests of the future.
everyone hate marc gomez.
he is the disgusting hyena who did this last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKu2hpLviM

“wordstarr that,
my pineapplllleeee…”
how COMMON of him.
that video lowkey spoke of the current climate we live in.
a jackal hunt went out for marc,
who was found and arrested.
funny,
it doesn’t look like he wants his arrest on worldstar tho…
Continue reading “he wanted “worldstar”, but got something else instead” →

 i have a confession for the foxhole.
remember when i went down to florida,
like years ago,
to go and stay with karaoke for a while?

That was the first time I ever had Chick-Fil-A

judge me if you must.
i was very “eh” on it.
it made me sick the second time i tried it.
i prefered this one spot,
“zaxbys”.
i could get with them.
at my last job,
chick-fil-a was around the corner.
my home vixen put me on to their cobb salad and that was good.
i haven’t eaten there in like a year tho.
well,
chick-fil-a doesn’t likethe gays.
i was late in learning they’re an OD christian establishment.
they donated quite a bit of money to anti-lgbtq groups and well…
Continue reading “chick-fil-a hatches up another scandal” →

happier times?
ya know,
i use to attract a lot of wolves that were in relationships.
one thing i’d see is how badly they treated the “main”.
i never wanted that for myself.
all that talk of “i want to leave”…

Oh no pineapple.
You stay your ass right there.

…fuck you think this is?
the movies?
anyway,
i couldn’t be aunt wendy.
ain’t no love to excuse this alleged shot…
Continue reading “does kevin hate aunt wendy? (i’m confuzzled)” →

so boxing jackal,
adrien broner,
will shoot any gay who runs up on him.
yup.
he’s very upset with a very random andrew caldwell.
he’s a “jackal/non-fav” within the foxhole.
well,
it started with adrien calling out andrew on his ig:

…which caused this response from andrew:

which caused adrien to blow tf on his ig in this rant…

Continue reading “adrien broner gets canceled; andrew caldwell gets even more crazy” →