Jeremy Meeks Is Probably In 4 Billion Dollar Pussy At The Moment

i was waiting for this scandal.
i knew it would be cumming sooner or later.
ironically,
the snow bunny probably doing it on a yacht as you read.
so the internet made jeremy meeks famous.
his mugshot got him a good career as a full time model.
well with this new found fame also came new found pussy.
he has allegedly decided to leave his wife to reap the benefits.
this is what the daily mail had to say…
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Evan Klinger Is Reckless With The Mouth (So A Dragging He Gets)

evan klinger.
that is his alleged name.
why would you do the following?
why do we all have to ruin you?
so evan klinger might be in a bad place.
he thought it was in his best interest to cuss out a vixen on a bicycle.
it ended with him calling her a “cambodian n*gger”.
i can’t even via the angry asian man blog
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Safaree Ain’t About To Be “The Shade Room!” Today

petty?
just maybe…
every year i say i wish i could attend the bet awards.
i start to see why i’m good.
so safaree was allegedly jumped outside dj khaled’s bet awards party.
meek mill was the alleged hit man to orchestrate the scheme.
you know there was gonna be a video of some connects and the aftermath.
“the shade room” and “dj akademiks” got it all for the foxhole review…
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“You Were Supposed To Have A Pussy!”: Another Catfish Tale

folks still out here catfishing?
i thought that was a thing of the past.
with snapchat and insta-snap,
i’m shocked that is even still going on.
well a straight wolf got caught up in a catfish-uation that went left.
by “left”,
i mean someone nearly had a few bullets in their tails.
an f-bi sent me the story via daily mail…
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I Don’t Want No Black Doctor

i’ve heard some stories of wanting a doctor more qualified.
that’s fine.
personally,
i like more seasoned individuals than newbies.
well does the color of their fur matter?
well it did for this one snow she-hyena at the doctor’s office.
she put up an entire scene about it.
this is what an f-bi sent me via the new york daily news
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Sean Spicer Is About To Send The “Peace Sign” Emoji

everyone knows what a sinking ship looks like.
like rats on a sinking ship,
sean spicer is looking overboard.
it seems he is allegedly leaving his post as press secretary.
this is what politico had to say…
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