today i read the details of robin william’s suicide.
he tried to slit his wrists but since that didn’t work,
he ended up hanging himself.
i nearly cried at my desk.
along with micheal brown’s murder,
it has been a very sad week when it comes to senseless death.
today the mailroom wolves were having a discussion about robin williams.
many of them said:

“why would he kill himself?
he had money…”

um.
say what?…
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you REALLY have to be careful what you ask for in life.
like,
4real 4real.
we often beg for things that we desire so bad,
ultimately get it,
and not realize there is a good and bad side to everything.
that bad being the thing that comes later on and you end up regretting it…
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i felt this was only fitting.
sure id love to be in a relationship right now,
as well as being wealthy with no worries about money,
but its something that just has to happen when it does.
ive come a long way from where i use to be…
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white people keep one on deck.
corporate america has its own bakery.
you can smell it from the entertainment industry.
don’t even get me started with church.
your mama probably has the ingredients in her shelf.
all mamas do.
who you think taught me?
i see you tho.
yeah i see you.
you reading.
someone hurt your “wittle” feelings and here comes the attitude.
like the obvious attitude.
not the “you’re wearing your sassy pants today” one.
well i’m gonna teach you how to bake a shit cake.
disclaimer: shit cakes are used on people who did you wrong.
if you out here giving your shit cakes to people who don’t deserve it,
don’t be shocked that everyone puts you in a septic tank.
okay here are the ingredients…
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so i just got off a kinda long phone call with a straight wolf friend.
when i say,
“angry”?
he is mad because the clique he was in was nothing but backstabbers.
i coulda told him that from 21 jump street,
but i knew they wouldn’t listen.
so now everything came full circle and sides were chosen.
obviously my friend got dropped.
the beginning of the conversation was talking shit and planning on fighting.
um you are out numbered like 7 to 1.
whats that gonna do anyway?
make you feel like a big strong man?
make your dick grow a few inches more?
then he went into not trusting no one and shouting that “no new friends” crap.
this is what i said in a nutshell…
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what would you do if you had all that money in that bag?
no seriously?
what would you do?
well i want you to imagine you had all that money right now.
i’m serious silly.
imagine what it would feel like if you had all those 100s at your disposal.
doesn’t it feel good?
do you feel like a weight is lifted off your shoulder?
what would you buy?
where would you go?
would you even be in your state right now?
well i want you to keep that feeling.
you never know when you will get blessed.
kinda like what “simple pickup” did for these folks in this video…
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