Let’s Butt Fuck Cupid

Valentine’s Day.
AKA
The Day The Earth Stood Still For Singles

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Who Do U Trust? Are You 4 Sure?

Do we truly know our friends?

That is a question I am sure we have asked at one point of our lives.
After a year of dropping fake friends and associates left and right,
I am starting to see what a fake friend really is.

You do not want to have all kind of fake people with you on your path to stardom.
It is better to cut them off at the pass before they get to spoiled at the destination.

Below is a list for you to finally answer all the question…

IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA: FRIEND OR FOE????

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Today, I Went For An HIV Test And…

…well I didn’t go for a HIV test.
It kinda just sorta happened.

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How many have my Foxes and Wolves have been tested… ever?

If you haven’t… EVER… then prepare for me to slap you as this story is NOT for you.
Me, on the other hand, ended up getting tested today.

And BOY OH BOY…

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The Scariest Phone Call EVER

“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”

FOXES HANG UP IMMEDIANTELY.

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DeSean Jackson Saves The World

Good deeds are always sexy.
When a man especially does something thoughtful,
it can make a pussy wet or even a booty vibrate.

DeSean Jackson… you did that.

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The Art of the Chase

CHASE.
verb.
to pursue in order to seize, overtake.

When we are attracted to someone, we go after it.
The pleasure of the hunt and taking down prey.
Men are natural hunters.

In love, the same rules apply but these days it seems more Foxes.
Foxes are doing the hunting…

…and Wolves are just standing still saying, “fuck me stupid“.

Backwards?

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