sidebar: is anyone’s onlyfans content even interesting nowadays?
i feel like we are seeing the same thing with different people.

ya’ll been begging maurice lyndell to open an onlyfans.
i mean,
when you look like this:

 

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…of course,
the gays are fiending to see him naked.
a foxholer sent me an email with the message and screenshot:

“So Maurice lyndell has an only fans now…”

and after my investigation,
the gays are complaining about the content.
allegedly,
he posted content that he already has on his social media.
that told me everything i needed to know.
so my thoughts…

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ever since i fonted that jordan torres has the best pecs on socials,
the foxhole been like:

“Hold my beer”

jordan torres is a star.
he is handsome,
the chests beez the bests,
bawdy be on “sex me”…

…and he knows how to play the game.
that is a skill that most attentionistos haven’t mastered tbh.
he hooked up with henry jimenex kerbox and had an outside underwear shoot…

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when you break up,
you start a silent contest with your ex called:

“Who is gonna die miserable?”

i didn’t make the rules.
 samatha jones from sex and the city did.

ray,
of the defunct half of zednray,
is out here living his best life.
i see him on my timeline religiously.
the foxhole sent me this picture of another foxhole fav and his “collab”.
my box was blown up as soon as this was posted…

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i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…

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