when you break up,
you start a silent contest with your ex called:

“Who is gonna die miserable?”

i didn’t make the rules.
 samatha jones from sex and the city did.

ray,
of the defunct half of zednray,
is out here living his best life.
i see him on my timeline religiously.
the foxhole sent me this picture of another foxhole fav and his “collab”.
my box was blown up as soon as this was posted…

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i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…

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foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3…

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jonathan majors bawdy is WILD DISRESPECTFUL.
you know how i feel when i can see your muscles in your clothes.
that takes a lot of dedication to sculpt a bawdy like that.
that being fonted:

JONATHAN MAJORS BAWDY IS FILLED WITH MAD DISRESPECT.

he had a shoot and cover story for men’s health for november.
welll…

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