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michael b jordan, jonathan majors, bawdee, and the trailer for creed 3 (any questions?)

foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3…

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jonathan majors is bringing the meat for thanksgiving

jonathan majors bawdy is WILD DISRESPECTFUL.
you know how i feel when i can see your muscles in your clothes.
that takes a lot of dedication to sculpt a bawdy like that.
that being fonted:

JONATHAN MAJORS BAWDY IS FILLED WITH MAD DISRESPECT.

he had a shoot and cover story for men’s health for november.
welll…

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darnay holmes of the ny giants has a side gig called “his bakery”

we are a bunz lovin‘,
cake tastin‘,
tail grabbin’,
and cheek pinchin‘ foxhole here.
“we love big butts and we cannot lie”.
i have always loved the bunz on the baller wolf kind tho.
sometimes it’s muscular; other times it’s giggly.
often times,
it’s good.
darnay holmes of the giants stopped me dead in my tracks yesterday.
everyone,
including myself,
was wondering what was going on in this video…

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Protected: don’t look at me like a piece of meat

august alsina is healed up, giving us “sex in the shower”, and shameless promo

as long as ^that face and those lips weren’t ruined.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but august alsina ( x got into fisticuffs a while back ).
~~did they ever release the video?~~
his lip and under his eye got busted up in the aftermath.
it seems like august’s injuries have healed cause…