Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it
i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.
Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn
michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.
um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…
jonathan majors bawdy just ruined my life for valentine’s day and i don’t even care
i love a good valentine’s day shoot.
even if some of us are alone,
we can stay warm with a fine-ass wolf seducing us on paper.
acting wolf,
jonathan majors,
will be doing the seducing this year.
the biceps in ^that picture made me fall back in my chair but this…
the new light skint cape verdean wolf that everyone wants to f*ck
cleiton lobo.
clei for short.
^that 25-year-old and 6’2 cape verdean wolf has been on my radar.
he is from my old forest which was infiltrated with cape verdeans.
don’t say they look spanish because they’ll flip on you.
i learned my lesson by saying that one time.
they’re africans.
i mean,
why wouldn’t anyone want to ride him into the sunset…
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dk metcalf is so muscular and hot chocolatey, he can’t even feel the cold
were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:
“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”
cause this is how they handled it…
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demarco morgan came in, sat down, and got comfortable and we forgot tj holmes existed
if you wait long enough,
you will watch your predecessor fall so you can rise.
it’s like when the understudy gets their big break after the star gets the flu.
tj holmes seem to be out on good morning america but his understudy,
demarco morgan...
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