Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
Michael B Jordan Invents “Criceps” In This Shirt He Got On

criceps (v): when tears come out your eyes due to amount of muscles someone has.
when folks say to me that michael b jordan isn’t fine,
i seriously question if i’m looking at the right wolf.
i mean the wolf done glo’d tf up from “the wire”.
well michael had a photocall in cannes for his new movie,
“fahrenheit 451”.
i mean…
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HOLY MOTHER OF… (Mychal Kendricks?)

as you know,
i have a tiny crush on baller wolf,
mychal kendricks.
not only does he have a handsome facial,
and the type of “weird” i like,
but i love looking at that tail of his.
it’s like a thing of beauty.
well a vix-bi sent me in the following alleged picture of mychal.
um…
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Was Tim Chung Doing The Night Patrol Inside Kylie’s Uterus?

picture cc: clint brwer/splash news
why are they pushing her story line to be a reckless hoe?
i’m so fascinated at what she’s done to her face and bawdy,
this is the first time i’m seeing ^that bodyguard wolf.
i think i would have noticed him in the pics i saw with her.
alas,
this is the story line we’re rolling with for kylie.
she needs something since she is pretty boring outside a filter.
everyone meet her alleged potential baby daddy wolf,
tim chung…
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Marvin Bienaime Doesn’t Care If Some Of Us Are Lactose Intolerant

marvin bienaime is going hard with these naked shoots.
mad,
i am not.
well he just threw this bts a nice tall glass of…
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Did We Know Drake Had Thigh Meat Now?

drake has been growing into a super fine wolf.
like,
every time i see him,
he gets sexier and sexier.
i love his personality too,
but he is clearly on the “glo up” tour.
well not only is papi getting thicker,
i didn’t know his thighs were like this…
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Marvin Bienaime’s Nude Shoots Are Selling Like Hot Cakes (See What I Did There?)

when did marvin bienaime open a bakery and not tell us?
i mean it’s all bunz and cakes now.
he’s going super hard with the bts nudes.
his latest model,
anthony,
is the latest treat in the honey bunz section…
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