he has come a long way from anything looking like that…

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terrence wiliams and his humongous balloon lips are now taken…
by trey songz x chick, helen gedlu.

terrence is a baller wolf from the sacramento kings.
peep these feel good pics of the proposal on their vacation…

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… the wetness of seattle washington!
he is now signed to the seahawks!!!
congratulations!!!!

…but I didn’t know he was friends with a famous soap actor?…

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well breezy wolf was having the time of his life in cannes, wasn’t he?
he is young.
he needs to let loose and enjoy life.
of course, his kookoopuff was there to support all his ractchetness.
i’d let him have all the fun swimming in that tit soup.
but the next day?
oh, i’d need my own lambo and a few stacks.
let’s take a quick trip through his movie, “ratch-atouille“…

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last night, i got caught in 2 storms.
the lightning storm from hell in which I forgot my umbrella at home…
…and a tsunami that is frank ocean at terminal 5 in ny.
with the amount of talking I have done about frankie,
a fox was in there like swim wear…
no pun intended…

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i’m actually pretty excited about this date.
i have waited a long time to for this.
maybe we can actually talk about how he has inspired me.
how much i, we, love his album.
how i, we, think he is absolutely amazing.
how he has many fans he has in the foxhole.

i’ll tell you guys allllllll about it tomorrow.

but, check out <eta: 7/27/12: 1:34> what a fake frank <eta> had to say to his haters on twitter…

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