i cringe when i hear black folks say they miss trump.
my ass literally turns inside out.
i’ve heard they “miss his entertainment” that he used to put on twitter.
you’d think after all the commotion on january 6th,
where people thought it was the end of the world,
that they’d be over that presidency.
nope.
trump announced he is running again in 2024…

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why does it feel like some are trying to take a page out trump’s playbook?
chaos is a ladder but they’re going in full reverse to the pits of hell.
i was having this discussion with a friend last night.
we were talking about the dumpster fire that is elon musk.
it seems like he is trying to be a “trump part 2“.
he is showcasing his nastiness with this twitter shit,
but he has absolutely no charisma.

instead of being an entertaining villain with his chaos,
he is just a villain that we never want to see again.
i feel like that happens with everyone that folks deem successful…

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straight black males are down bad this era.
our ancestors must be shaking their heads at how far we have fallen.
they fought and died for the straights to make it all for nothing.
a foxholer sent me ^this bawdy in a dm yesterday.
it belonged to a rapping wolf named bandman kevo i ain’t never heard of.
i was ABOUT to feature that chest of his until i saw this…

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if i consider you a friend,
you can come over my crib and borrow a cup of sugar.

I ain’t gonna be giving no one my kidney.
Friend or not.

francia raisa,
of grownish fame,
learned the hard way with selena gomez,
whom she once considered a friend.
out of the kindness of her heart,
she gave selena her kidney:

only for selena to say…

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one time when i was a baby fox,
new to america,
my late Mum’s boyfriend at the time invited us over for dinner.
that night,
he decided to impress us by cooking lobster.

I’ll never forget how traumatized I was watching that experience.

the pot was shaking and you could hear,
what sounded like,
the lobster screaming within the hot water.
i didn’t eat that night because i lost my appetite.
my empathy is set up a little differently.
so when i saw this video with crabs in an air fryer…

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i’ve heard interesting things from conspiracy theorists i know.
i was told if i got vaccinated,
i’ll die because the government wanted to kill us all.

“Who is paying these taxes if we all die?”

allegedly,
princess diana was killed cause she saw the royal family turn into lizards.
of course,
they have all sided with kanye.
i was told he was right that slavery was a choice.
when it came to the sandy hook elementary massacre in 2012,
i was told it never happened.
the wildest i was told?

“Kyle Rittenhouse is actually a paid actor.
He was one of the actors used in Sandy Hook.”

apparently,
they “discovered” his alleged picture was used as one of the victims.
for the record:

I never believed or thought of any of that to be true.

alex jones,
a conspiracy theorist who said similar about the sandy hook massacre,
lost his trial from being sued by the parents of the kids involved.
the amount of money that he has to pay tho…

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