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the un-cool kid

everywhere we go,
from school to a 9-5,
we can never escape:

The Cool Kids

no matter the age,
sex,
or orientation,
you know them when you see them.
they get the most dap,
invited to all the events,
have the most social clout,
and everyone is up under them.
did you really think this would end in high school?
well,
you thought wrong…

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i found my first “work wolf” crush and i can’t stop stalking his social media

it’s pretty easy to fall into destructive habits on social media.
before “snap” and “ig“,
if we weren’t in someone’s life any longer,
we truly didn’t know what was happening with them.
it isn’t until we run into them in the supermarket,
or get word of their death,
is when we’ll get an update.
it’s easy to become a lowkey stalker these days.
for the last week,
that has been me.

I found the first wolf that was my first crush

my first “work wolf”,
sans a working environment.
the one who literally opened the door to alla this.
we all have that one.
i fucked up…

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so guess who is gonna be on tmz again?

this fox,
right here.

last weekend,
i was going through my emails and saw i had a email from “tmz“.
i thought it was an email to the link to the episode i was on.
nope.

They asked me to come back to another segment

foxhole…
i hit the FLOOR.
so i set the date for friday and took a day off from work.
my topic was going to be about nicki minaj.
we legit just fonted about her nonsense last night.
well i was all so ready to surprise the foxhole with the video today…

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lizzo and her truth hurts azealia banks

i’m really into lizzo.
when i first heard “juice“,
you know i was sold.
( x see that entry here )
i listen to her album,
“cuz i love you“,
on repeat for hours at a time.
well lizzo got her first #1 with her song,
“truth hurts“…

which is one of my favs.
i didn’t realize that video was released in 2017.
azealia banks was so overwhelmed with such emotion,
this is what she allegedly posted on ig…

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take a mental picture of what you want and move on (for The Universe)

i’m starting to understand The Universe as i go.
before,
it was really confusing to me,
but i think that was the issue.
i was making it a bigger deal than it needed to be.
for a long time,
i asked The Universe:

“Why isn’t this happening?!
I asked for it!
Dammit!”

…and nothing.
that seems to have changed because i’m getting more “in sync” than ever.
this morning,
i was on my twitter feed and saw this tweet: