i mean she done had all kinds of jobs and careers.
she was a better president than the one we had for four years.
it was a “what’s next?” on barbie’s list and it seems it’s lesbianism…
JUST LEARNED BARBIE HAS A GIRLFRIEND pic.twitter.com/xBZ6U2hdOL
— sarah ↯ IS GONNA CRY (@kissevermore) January 11, 2021
barbie would make a hot lipstick lesbian.
^this was her first girlfriend.
so i guess ken was a beard?
did he know?
i’m sure ken was dabbling with a black g.i. joe on the low.
i can totally see their relationship being open.
this is who “the girlfriend” is modeled after:
— Aimee [Ah-Mee] Song (@AIMEESONG) January 12, 2021
good to see barbie trying new things in 2021.
i’m sure the moms who grew up on barbie are about to have a meltdown.
does barbie care?
lowkey: i wonder who could play barbie in a live-action movie?