everyone watches porn.
people act like they don’t.
go on their browser history and you’ll get the real story.
well i watch porn.
i like porn.
i like amatuer black porn.
i like porn where the wolf has a nice body and bomb stroke.
i like straight porn.
i like gay porn.
right now i’m not having sex,
so i’m living vicariously through other people’s walls.
well i think my porn habit nearly caught me up…
so i called apple because i had an issue with os x yosemite.
can you believe I’ve had this laptop for 3 years?
i remember when my other one died and i was shit out of luck.
well the warranty is running out pretty soon so i’m calling apple for anything.
the slightest noise and i’m calling.
i’m going to use this warranty until its over.
usually i keep all pictures i will use to blog in a neat corner on my desktop.
i want to make sure everything is easily accessible for me to grab.
i had a bunch of wolves and cakes i have to post.
since i was calling apple,
i knew my issue would probably need me to screen share.
i dragged all those pictures into my download folder.
well my download folder had all kinds of porn and whats not.
about 45 videos.
i collect my favorite scenes for future enjoyment.
anyway as i was talking to apple,
as i suspected,
i had to share my screen with this really nice apple genius person.
when we were in screen share mode,
i had to download a file from the apple website.
well when i opened up my google chrome to download said file,
all my past sites were in full view:
…like really jamari?
i immediately closed it when i saw the pornhub screen shot.
i’m sure he saw it too.
i went over to safari since i barely ever use that browser.
after i downloaded the file,
my download folder started bouncing.
the wolf moved his pointer over to the folder for me to open it.
i know if i opened it,
he would see:
& BUTT CHEEKS
at that point i’m nervous as fawk.
i felt myself turning red.
i didn’t know why exactly…
he would see that i like missionary positions,
head from the back,
and getting fucked stupid doggy style.
…yolo my ass!
i didn’t want this random person,
one who had to help me fix my shit,
be sitting on the other end silently judging me.
he guided me over to the safari download bar and we opened it from there.
i guess i’m still sort of a prude when it comes to porn.
something we all watch,
but we don’t want random people to actually see the evidence.