Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

*adding another idiot to the roster of other idiots*

   Published Date: July 8, 2019  6 Comments on *adding another idiot to the roster of other idiots*

his ol “which way did he go? which way did he go?” ass.
i wanted to show ^this first before we started the entry.
foxhole…

This is a 36 year old jackass

one,
at his real big age,
should know better.
hell,
small ages should know better.
check what he did and why he’s smiling in that mugshot…

…and the news article:

A 36-year-old man inspired by video of a teen licking a tub of Blue Bell ice cream has been arrested for the same crime, according to police in Louisiana.

Lenise Martin III was arrested Saturday after deputies in Assumption Parish received a tip from a local grocery store.

Someone recorded Martin opening a carton of Blue Bell, licking it, poking it with his finger and putting it back on the shelf.

Assumption Parish Sheriff’s Office Commander Lonny Cavalier told CNN Martin was seeking his 15 minutes of fame.


In fact, Martin showed detectives receipts suggesting he actually bought the contaminated ice cream after the video stopped recording.

Cavalier said that doesn’t absolve Martin of his crime. He was still arrested on charges of criminal mischief as well as posting of criminal activity for notoriety and publicity.

“He puts it on Facebook to gain this notoriety and at the end of the day, it gives other people ideas that are not the best interest of public health,” Cavalier said.

lenise…
sir…
imagine going to jail,
having a dent in your reputation,
and potentially losing your job/career goals over some damn ice cream?
hmm,
i just can’t relate.
is there “stupidity” in the water these days?
let me know so i won’t drink it.
like,
why is this “the thing to do” now?
jackals get up eager to become non-career criminals.
this is why when folks were like:

“20 years is too much time.
blah blah blah…”

yeah,
now we have idiots trying to get 15 minutes off the dumb shit.
LOCK THEM UP.
these jackals need to be contained from the rest of us.

lowkey: i don’t think i’ve ever had blue bell ice cream before.
blue bunny…
but not blue bell.
is it worth all this jailtime?

article: abc 7

6 thoughts on “*adding another idiot to the roster of other idiots*”

  1. Ice cream is the last thing he should be licking as carbs have done a number on his ass.

  2. It’s funny when you think about it tho. Everyone has been getting away with it, except the black man of course.

    There was also the reminder Ariana Grande got off scot-free with licking and spitting on donuts she didn’t buy because she thinks they’re for unhealthy Americans

    1. They should add an additional charge for telling people he’s 36 when he actually looks 56.

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