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Kim Kardashian Files For… Ahh Hell, You Guessed It.

   Published Date: October 31, 2011  16 Comments on Kim Kardashian Files For… Ahh Hell, You Guessed It.

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony  in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.

Um… Reggie…

You and that tongue need to get back down there in the Foxhole.
No time for you to laughing at that simpleton’s “fairy de-railed”!

16 thoughts on “Kim Kardashian Files For… Ahh Hell, You Guessed It.”

  1. I’m just going to have to disagree. She will always have an easy time getting men to take her seriously. Shes a whore and a “cum dumpster” and all of that for now because thats what the media focuses on but eventually that will all die down. We live in a microwave society and people will forget or stop caring. Once its over she will still be beautiful… and rich… and she will be married again.

  2. #whoisjamarifox :
    Doesn’t mean she is happy styles.
    Every man she has ever gotten with has got tired of her after using her as a fuck toy.
    She could have money but that loneliness is killing her.

    you have to understand..shes looks amazing..but shes soooo boring!!!!!

  3. #whoisjamarifox :
    But I can see where you all are going with this….
    She and her family are hustlers…

    Yo I think that that bitch is ova there are some unwritten rules in da fucking industry and that is Don’t make fucking fools of the media, neva sue a studio, agent, or producer, and neva piss off the media. This bitch used the media to get 17 mill from people mag for her fucking wedding pictures damn Carrie and freaking what’s his name the ex from Nick Kids oh yeah fucking Nick Cannon did not get near that much for their wedding or baby pics!!! Hollywood and da fucking media is through with her azz except for what is face Tyler perry.

  4. UrSoVain :
    Remember, shes only dating high profile men. So this idea that she’s a “laughing stock” is crazy because there are thousands of regular, 9 to 5 working, no-namers who would kill to marry her. She is still pretty. And still rich. And if you had her looks and her money, you’d be having a totally different dating experience than you are now. No shade.

    Most men don’t want to marry her, they want to fuck her period.

    She’s just not the marrying kind.

  5. I am not hating Kim on her game and mean she has not talent, and she has no brains so she is going to trade on her looks. Women and men been doing this shit since the fucking dawn of time!!!!! LOL. Shit if I could get married for 15 minutes and earn 18 Million for it shit I am getting married. Besides Kim done go strung out on black celb dick and she is use to plow through by black Mandingo dicks to trade it off for a tickler lol? She is a white girl she is always going to have rich muther fucking black men after her azz and you know she has to have a STD by now more than half of Blk Hollywood and proballers all have STD’s lol.

  8. No one is allowed to be surprised about this “divorce”. She’s a very pretty girl with lots of money. This is all for publicity and eventually she will fade out just like the ones before her. Lonely? Who cares. She can pretty much have whoever she wants.

    1. Really V?
      Because this is a couple million failed relationships for her.
      Sad part is, no dude is trying to take her seriously these days.

      Pretty girls like Rihanna and even Beyonce get respect.
      Kim is pretty much a plastic laughing stock whose light is getting dimmer as every stunt goes on.

      1. Remember, shes only dating high profile men. So this idea that she’s a “laughing stock” is crazy because there are thousands of regular, 9 to 5 working, no-namers who would kill to marry her. She is still pretty. And still rich. And if you had her looks and her money, you’d be having a totally different dating experience than you are now. No shade.

        1. ^ill be honest and say i wouldn’t be happy.

          When Reggie Bush was dating her,
          His teammates were putting her sex tape in his locker.
          She came on the scene with a sex tape showing how boring she is in taking dick.
          At the ESPN Awards,
          They basically called her a black dick chasing ho where Reggie Bush was caught snickering at the joke.
          Kris Humphries is a laughing stock within the community because dudes are still asking why he turned a ho into a housewife?
          Kevin Hart was just cracking on him yesterday.
          She was calling up various teams to find her next baller… Which is how Kris came in.
          Many men in the industry only think about fucking her…
          … So really I’d be a high paid cum dumpster who men will lay up with but won’t cuff.

          Yeah she is won LOL.
          You have to look at both sides of the coin.
          The grass may look greener but the water bill maybe higher.

      1. Doesn’t mean she is happy styles.
        Every man she has ever gotten with has got tired of her after using her as a fuck toy.
        She could have money but that loneliness is killing her.

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