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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin-clash-elmokevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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…and Another One Comes Forward To Claim “He Touched Me Too!”

1353429956_kevin-clash-articleif this case doesn’t just scream:

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

…or

DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOSE

i don’t know what else.
kevin clash has been slapped with a fifth lawsuit.
yes another one…

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“The Many Faces of Fuck Up” Starring Breezy Wolf

breezy wolf.
the days of him looking like this…

Chris_Brown_With_You

…are distant memories.
what is happening in his life?
breezy wolf has had a week of fuck ups.
what’s new?
from going in on a valet attendant over 5 dollars:

(wow.
i would have to punch him in his throat.
way too close baby boy.)

being wanted by the ghana police for smoking weed on stage:

but everyone today is talking about him looking like this

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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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Breezy Wolf Has Something Good Cummin’ For Ya

breezy wolf just wants you to love him.
that’s all.
is that so hard?
he has a video for his new song,
home“.

it’s a short documentary of sorts…

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… People In Glass Mansions Shouldn’t Throw Stones?

 breezy wolf.
he needs a time out.
he is becoming too….

but ya know.
i had a feeling it would come to this sooner or later….

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