okay so i did something today i have never done before.
“before” i was nervous about doing it.
“today” i tried it and it blew every inch of my mind…
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…and i love when i have to beg.
soooooooo….
yeah.
i just finished watching episode 2 of the new season of “how to get away with murder” on abc.
all i have to say is…
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i could just die tonight.
simply drop dead and die.
okay fine.
i’m being dramatic as fuck,
but i’m really in my feelings right now…
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well god has blessed me…
and i’m sure he has blessed you.
spanish papi and baller wolf of dreams,
victor cruz,
got some alleged pipe leakage for us.
its seems slapmyfatty is on a “role” these days.
get it?
okay corny joke i know.
well here is what he had to offer us.
allegedly...

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MOM!
COME GET YOUR BALLER CUB!
now i know odell beckham jr is the new “hotness” in these forests.
everyone wants to be him…
…as i’m sure “do” him.
i should know.
this fox is standing in line.
*cough*
well it seems odell has found lust love in a hopeless place.
according to tmz sports,
odell is in the “early stages” of dating…
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so during lunch today,
my home-vixen broke some news to me.
it was about a wolf jackal we both knew.
well she knew,
but he wanted me.
his “outcome” shocked me so much,
i nearly choked…
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