Tag: Aaron Hernandez

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES

so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…

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JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

so we are back on a whole new story with aaron hernandez.
yes.
you know this ride has to go left a few more times.
so far its:

– drugs
– wrote a letter to his gay lover
– his high school bae was the main
– clucked like a chicken and did the schmoney dance every night before bed

okay,
the last part is a lie.
it seems that most of the story has holes in it as is.
according to recent reports,
he wasn’t on drugs,
but allegedly wrote something on the wall of his cell before his suicide.
this is what it was via tmz

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW

well it isn’t bart simpson,
as i mentioned in the last entry,
but it’s “bart simpson adjacent”.
so they have revealed the alleged prison hubz of aaron hernandez.
he doesn’t look anything like the alleged “high school bae”,
but he does give the “right up aaron’s alley”.
take that how you will.
here is what he looks like via the daily mail

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES WOW X MARKS THE FOX