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Aaron Hernandez Already Told His “Truth” To His Family

so aaron hernandez may have shared his “truth” already.
to who?
his mama and his brother,
jonathan hernandez.
a f-bi sent me a statement jonathan released via the providence journal
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Aaron Hernandez Wanted His “Heart” In The Same Cell As Him

so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…
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Suicide Note x The Fiance (Aaron Hernandez)

well they have released the first suicide note from aaron hernandez.
this one was for his fiance,
shayanna jenkins hernandez.
this is what he wrote to her…
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The Many More Stories To The Aaron Hernandez Debacle

so we are back on a whole new story with aaron hernandez.
yes.
you know this ride has to go left a few more times.
so far its:

– drugs
– wrote a letter to his gay lover
– his high school bae was the main
– clucked like a chicken and did the schmoney dance every night before bed

okay,
the last part is a lie.
it seems that most of the story has holes in it as is.
according to recent reports,
he wasn’t on drugs,
but allegedly wrote something on the wall of his cell before his suicide.
this is what it was via tmz
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Meet Aaron Hernandez Alleged Prison Hubz!

well it isn’t bart simpson,
as i mentioned in the last entry,
but it’s “bart simpson adjacent”.
so they have revealed the alleged prison hubz of aaron hernandez.
he doesn’t look anything like the alleged “high school bae”,
but he does give the “right up aaron’s alley”.
take that how you will.
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The Alleged Bae of Aaron Hernandez? (In Youtube Video?)

**now i’m smearing allegedly all over this entry.
this entry is not FACT,
but speculation from a foxholer’s perspective and sniffing.

so allegedly,
we have an alleged lead into who aaron hernandez might have been allegedly dating.
this is what a foxholer had to present for review
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